Omg, i can't believe i'm missing it! :'( He's more like a friend and son to me.. and I don't get to see his first girlfriend. Apparently they spend most of her visits making out on the couch, oblivious to all teasing and making slurpy noises.
I want to be there to tease him and make his life hell darn it!!
He better have a girlfriend when i get back so i can drive him nuts :-D